i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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