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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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