It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
