i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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