Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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