Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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