I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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