The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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