Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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