Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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