ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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