i need an iv and a liver transplant
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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