I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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