Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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