Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
