Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We were destined to go to rehab together
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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