Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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