Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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