There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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