What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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