FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize