In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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