WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I AM VODKA MAN
I just had sex on a roof
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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