one might say we're banned from that church
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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