What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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