your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake