I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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a search helicopter?!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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