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I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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what???

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AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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(803): I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass (864): what??? (803): AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tfl.nu/2t7d

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(352): View more from Florida

You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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(352): You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant. http://tfl.nu/vzqd

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.

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(703): I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend. http://tfl.nu/4wvr

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(903): View more from Texas

I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass

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(903): I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass http://tfl.nu/h4q0

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(757): View more from Virginia

so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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(757): so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you? http://tfl.nu/s3jk

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(760): View more from California

I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.

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(760): I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day. http://tfl.nu/8ipd

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(850): View more from Florida

Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.

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(850): Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks. http://tfl.nu/uggh

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(719): View more from Colorado

I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.

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(719): I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right. http://tfl.nu/asg0

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(206): View more from Washington

I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.

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(206): I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems. http://tfl.nu/rm1a

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(848): View more from New Jersey

We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.

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A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.

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(848): We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples. (848): A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck. http://tfl.nu/35ft

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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(908): I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates http://tfl.nu/99aw

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.

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(724): We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point. http://tfl.nu/0a5d

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(518): View more from New York

We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential

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(518): We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential http://tfl.nu/2oz5

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(407): View more from Florida

He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.

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(407): He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar. http://tfl.nu/i3q4

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(308): View more from Nebraska

You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.

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(308): You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture. http://tfl.nu/dxd6

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