yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.