You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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