he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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