Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Sober January is a disaster.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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