You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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