so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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