I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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