Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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