I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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