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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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