Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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