My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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