He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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