what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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