he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Drunk is not a location!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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