if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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