This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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