is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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