I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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