I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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