we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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