nut hugger
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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