508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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