Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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