spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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