I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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