Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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