We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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