I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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