Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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