Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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