Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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